Look no more. You seek Mark Kane.
Anyone else who tries to fool you with lackluster legal-speak or dull-witted court banter is just a reject from the special olympics, a charletan. Take your money and just throw it out the window if you hire anyone else to consult or defend you.
In fact, reach in your pockets and send whatever cash you have to Mark Kane... because he's THAT good.
If Mark Kane had defended Eve at the fall of man we would all still be living in Eden.
THAT is how WTF awesome Mark Kane is.
Mark Kane doesn't even need to drive cars; if he wanted to he could step out his front door and whistle and every variety of beast would run swiftly to him and bear him to any location on earth OR sea.
That's how cool he is.
You got a legal problem? He probably solved it before you even got into that mess.
This is all true, by the way.
If you don't believe in The Kane, you're probably one of the inbred goblins that works in the D.A.'s office, or one of the pseudo-lawyers that frequently urinate on the citizens of Bartlesville.
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